Mario: will beat the shit out of you while being happy about it.
Luigi: just as strong as Mario, but people tend to forget that.
Peach: Gets kidnapped so many times, even characters aren't that worried.
Peach( smash): Unfeeling killer who talks shit.
Rosalina: space Jesus.
Bowser: badass villain who gets shit done... except winning( sometimes).
Dry Bowser: the best thing about Bowser.... seriously.
Larry Koopa: the one with the tall blue hair.
Morton Koopa Jr: the chubby powerhouse.
Wendy O. Koopa: girl.
Roy: pimp cool guy.
Lemmy: that asshole with the ball.
Ludwig von Koopa: everyone's fav cuz he's so weird.
Daisy: yellow Peach who is trapped in spinoffs.
Donkey Kong: solves his problems by punching shit.
Yoshi: happy dinosaur who turns devoured enemies into grenades.
Birdo: weird horny lizard.
Kamek: magical asshole who gets in your way... a lot.
Kammy: old Kamek, but still more badass.
Bowser Jr: mini Bowser.
Baby Bowser: mini Bowser.